The Church's Unfoundatoin

I'd like to apologize in advance to my Epsicopalian Friends, but this was too funny to pass up.

"The Church's Unfoundation" 2nd Verse

Political correctness
And chic diversity –
These are our church's hallmarks,
And quite our cup of tea.
We follow where the winds blow,
We are the church of NOW.
We're new Episcopalians
And trendier than thou.

How scathing is this? For the full text on 'TEC' hymn see Ruth Gledhill's blog.

my favorite though is the next stanza:

Our gospel is inclusive.
(The other one's passé.)
We welcome all the sexes,
Transgendered, lesbigay.
And though we're loudly preaching
Our relevant good news,
We are a tad perplexed by
So many empty pews.

lesbigay. Now that's just funny.

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